Tony and Pals

Nope its Bernie, I don't even think Paddy knows this thing exists

Patty? Nope, Patty would be my cousin. Im Bernie

Who else got fat and old? I did. Who else feels ashamed when their little girls look into their face and ask "Why does your beard smell so bad in the morning?". I do.

This is only making me feel older, broker and fatter.

Thanks for nothing Tony. Thanks for fucking nothing.