Breastfeeding

Sasky · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:06 pm Post subject: Breastfeeding

More difficult, painful, time-consuming, frustrating, and emotional than pregnancy, labor, delivery, and recovery combined. This is something I was never told. So I'm edumacating the T&P community.

Also, I don't front. Medical professionals marvel at my massive supply of milk. One even said it's like my body thought I was having triplets. These things are not just for show.

And also, beware of the freaks you will inevitably encounter when looking into selling your extra breastmilk online. Yikes.

joshp · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:19 pm Post subject: Re: Breastfeeding

zEvanParkerz · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:34 pm Post subject:

the real question sasky, is if you would be open to shipping some of this breast milk.
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college · TIAC Joined: Oct 30, 2006 Posts: 2318 Location: quincy

i assume those guys want to drink straight from the tap.

zEvanParkerz · Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:12 am Post subject:

in reality, i just want to touch the tap, lovingly, and caress it a little. maybe pinch it. when she's not looking.

breast milk itself really creeps me out, frankly.
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BuenaVaca · Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:25 am Post subject:

you guys make me fucking gag.

andre · Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:06 pm Post subject:

breast milk is actually really fuckin gross

zEvanParkerz · Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:33 pm Post subject:

eggy · Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:05 am Post subject:

i once hooked up with a girl who could lactate on demand. i never got past second base Sad

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Tacky · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:37 am Post subject:

I couldn't be in the same room when Tina would pump. That thing weirded me out, & I don't like the thought of some robit putting the moves on my best gal.
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BuenaVaca · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:38 am Post subject:

my mom didn't breast feed us.

WHICH IS WHY WE ARE THE WAY WE ARE!

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Rooney · TIAC Joined: Oct 04, 2002 Posts: 2429 Location: quincy

all i can think of is this episode of montel williams with mothers who wouldnt stop breastfeeding their kids..
and he yells and one lady.."what were you thinking, breastfeeding your child til he was 8 years old." but the way he says it sounds like "papatootinky, bressfeedin' yo chyle til e was eh yeas oh?!"

BuenaVaca · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:34 am Post subject:

papatootinky.

wow.

djrackdog · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:42 am Post subject:

Sasky · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:58 am Post subject:

Crenshaw · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:23 am Post subject:

Jaded · MoxRacing Joined: Jul 18, 2004 Posts: 1621

Does Tony bring cookies to bed?
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Tacky · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:08 pm Post subject:

JackBurton · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:15 pm Post subject:

My wife is still going and Logan (my daughter) is 11 months old


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